Now I know there some thirsty bitches out there. Hell, life in the basic bitch free lane is hard. Lucky for you, I’ve come up with some sure fire ways to find your future rich husband. YOU’RE WELCOME.
Give me ideas!
What should my next youtube video be about?! #youtubeproblemz
This mother’s day I decided to share all of the most important life lessons my mother has ever taught me. YOU, ARE WELCOME.
HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY! Before you hit the town and get your flirt on, consider using some of these terribly (awesome) pick up lines! Just a side note, I am single and none of this should be taken seriously. NONE.
Ever get into a funk where you think to yourself:
“WTF AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?!”
I’m in my mid-twenties, I’m allowed to feel this way.
Well here’s how I deal with it (which is obviously the right way)
Anonymous asked: ARE YOU GAY?!
I practically fart skittles. Yes. Very much so.
Hair, booze and gaysians— WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?
These bitches are so FUCKING inspirational.
